Does anyone want to go see U2 in concert on October 6th at the Georgia dome? It's going to be awesome!
6 years ago
6/28/2009
6/22/2009
Obamas reign as it might appear in history books someday....
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as The One.
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.
And the people rejoiced. For even though they knew not what The One would do, He had promised that it was good; and they believed. And The One said 'We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it! And the people said, Hallelujah!! Change is good!
Then He said, We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,----
And the people said Sock it to them!
---- and redistribute their wealth..
And the people said, Show us the money!
And then He said, Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody. And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??
And The One ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, isn't that Marxist policy? And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists? And The One said, Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!
And the people said, Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people! Then The One said, I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.
And one, lone voice said, But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes.
So The One said, Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!
And the people said, Hallelujah!! Show us the money!
Then The One said, I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited health care and medicine and transportation to the clinics.
And the people said, Gimme some of that!
Then he said, I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.
And the people said, Where's my rebate check?
Then The One said, I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!
And the people said, Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So The One said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!
Then He said, Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing...
And the people said, Hallelujah!! And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.
Then The One said, I am the The One, The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more... And the people said, Wait a minute. That is unfair!!
And the world said, So are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules! And the people cried out, Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change The One had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, Give us back our nation, our pride, and our hope!! But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
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You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW!
6/11/2009
6/10/2009
6/01/2009
A conversation with Caden
Mom: "How old are you Caden?"
Caden: "65"
Mom: "And I see you are still in diapers!"
5/28/2009
5/18/2009
5/03/2009
Personality types...
.I was talking about personality types this weekend and came across these discriptions on the web. Most people are predominantly one type, but have some borrowed traits from the other types. Which are you? And which one fits your spouse?
THE LEADER - THE "A" TYPE PERSONALITY
We need not look very far to find an "A" personality in our midst. They are the ones that are always "looking for a better way" or building a "better mouse trap". They have an entrepreneurial streak and don't mind taking risk in order to receive the rewards that can go along with it.
The "A" personality is usually very independent, direct and to the point. They will probably tell you to "get to the bottom line" or give them the "executive summary" to read. They don't like routine and often delegate routine chores to someone else.
The "A" Personality enjoys change, and one of their biggest fears is falling into a routine. They are very focused on what they are doing and are almost always relatively insensitive to others that might be around them. If they tell somebody something, or explain it, they'll say it ONCE and expect that everybody listening understood because they're ready to move on.
"A" type personalities are often found as business owners, managers, sales people (especially straight commission), or any position requiring a very "direct" person that typically "takes charge" and forges ahead. They are very decisive and persistent in getting what they want and need.
THE SOCIALIZER - "B" TYPE PERSONALITY
The "B" type loves to party, travel and be part of groups, and is often the center of attention. They love excitement and are often impatient and demanding as a result of being a "high energy" type. They love the limelight and the "hype" and often do very well in sales, advertising, marketing, public speaking, party planning, travel and other positions where they can have a "good time" while working.
The "B" personality is as Supportive of others as they are direct in their approach. Most people enjoy being around them or watching or listening to them "perform". Many radio and TV personalities, actors and high-profile speakers are often "B" personalities. It is very important for the "B" personality to be liked by others and can be easily hurt if they think someone doesn't care for them. They may take it very personally.
A good example of a "B" personality was the part Bette Midler played in the movie "Beaches" where her character was a big success in movies and on the stage. An outstanding line from the movie was, when having her best friend over who she hasn't seen in years, she takes her on a whirlwind tour of her elaborate apartment then says: "... enough about ME, let's talk about YOU. So, what do you think if ME?"
Certainly, most "B" personalities are not that "strong", but it does provide a good mental picture of some of the characteristics to look for in the "B" type.
This type often does well in sales as they tend to be very talkative and outgoing with people and are normally quite persuasive.
"DETAILS, DETAILS... "
THE "C" TYPE PERSONALITY
If you want to picture a typical "C" type personality, think of your accountant, an engineer or a computer programmer or analyst. The "C" thrives on details, accuracy and takes just about everything seriously. They are usually very neat, dress fashionably and are very calculated and precise in just about everything they do.
The "C" doesn't like "hype", rather, they want facts... information from which they can verify the details and make a decision. They are very consistent in everything they do because everything has an order or procedure; thus they can be predictable at times and often very dependable, however, don't expect them to make a decision when YOU want it, as it will only come after THEY have checked all the facts and are satisfied that everything is correct.
They are deep, thoughtful and usually very sensitive. They enjoy know how and why things are the way they are rather than taking anything at face value. They often make good customer service people and sales people, especially if the product to support or sell is something "technical" or involves numbers. They are loyal and patient and can leave customers with a good feeling that they're somebody that really cares. However, managers may need to make sure they don't spend TOO much time with details if the objective or expected outcome doesn't warrant the investment of their time and expertise.
ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM
THE "D" TYPE PERSONALITY
The typical "D" personality doesn't like change, preferring instead, to have a set of guidelines from which to follow and they won't mind doing the same thing over and over. They are usually more motivated by security and benefits and are likely to get the "gold watch" if the company can provide the security they seek.
"D" types are very supportive of others and are often the type that others turn to when they have a problem. Their compassion level is usually quite high and often seem very happy and content with themselves and life in general. They are usually punctual, and consistent. They add "balance" and support in the workplace and may be the champion of the "under dog".
PERSONALITY OPPOSITES
Where personalities may clash is where opposites are working with each other or one working for another in a business environment. However, opposites often attract on a personal level.
"A" "B"
"C" "D"
Opposite Corners are Opposite Personalities. The "A" and "D" personalities are opposite of each other. The "A" likes change, is impatient and a risk-taker. The "D" dislikes changes, is very patient and thinks the "A" is crazy for taking so many risks preferring instead to be very steady and seek the security of knowing what you have and what you can count on.
The "B" and "C" personalities are opposites as well. The "B" loves the glamour and the hype, the "C" insists on knowing if there is any "substance" behind it all. Where the "B" can be messy, the "C" is neat and orderly and doesn't thing "by the book". The "B" is Extroverted, the "C" is Introverted.
4/25/2009
4/19/2009
If you give a mom a muffin....
If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With A Pound Of Hamburger.) The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old. While she is changing the two-year-old the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. She will pour herself some. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
by Kathy Fictorie
4/11/2009
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